Holy Humour
Taking a break.
God is talking to one of his angels and says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?”
The angel says, “Yes, but what will you do now?”
God says, “I think I’ll call it a day.”
Sunday Quote
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”– Arthur C. Clarke
Sunday Joke
Wake-up Call
Early one Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to Church!’
‘But why, Mother? I don’t want to go.’
‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’
‘Well, one they all hate me at Church, and two the sermons are boring!’
‘Those are not good reason for not to going to Church. Get up and get ready.’
‘Give me two reasons why I should go to Church.’
‘Well, for one, you’re 55 years old. And for another, you’re the Pastor!’
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