Holy Humour
Poor Preacher
The church council met to discuss the pastor’s compensation package for the coming year. After the meeting, the chair of council told the pastor: “We are very sorry, Pastor, but we decided that we cannot give you a raise next year.”
“But you must give me a raise,” said the pastor. “I am but a poor preacher!”
“l know,” the council chair said. “We hear you every Sunday.”
Sunday Quote
“There’s a fine line between a long, drawn-out sermon and a hostage situation.”
Sunday Joke
Taking a break,
God is talking to one of his angels and says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?”
The angel says, “Yes, but what will you do now?”
God says, “I think I’ll call it a day.”
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