Holy Humour
What?
Jesus said, “Who do people say that I am?”
And his disciples answered and said, “Some say you are John the Baptist returned from the dead; others say Elijah, or one of the prophets.
And Jesus answered and said, “But who do you say that I am?”
Peter answered and said, “Thou art the Logos, existing in the Father as His rationality and then, by an act of His will, being generated, in consideration of the various functions by which God is related to his creation, but only on the fact that Scripture speaks of a Father, and a Son, and a Holy Spirit, each member of the Trinity being coequal with every other member, and each acting inseparably with and interpenetrating every other member, with only an economic subordination within God, but causing no division which would make the substance no longer simple.”
And Jesus answered and said, “What?”
Sunday Quote
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”– Benjamin Franklin
Sunday Joke
Right abode.
A pastor fell out with his church council over various church policies and procedures, including how the finances were handled. After bitter arguments and many nights of lost sleep, he decided to leave the congregation to take a job as a prison chaplain. He preached his last sermon at the church on John 14:1: “I go to prepare a place for you.”
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