Holy Humour
Windmill
At his first service, the new preacher had a pitcher of water and a glass on the pulpit. As he preached, he drank until the pitcher was completely empty.
On the way out, someone asked the elder matriarch what she thought of the new pastor.
“He’s great,” she said with a smile. “But he’s the first windmill I ever saw that ran on water.”
Sunday Quote
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. -George Carlin
Sunday Joke
Too young for tax
A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, “Don’t pay for me, Daddy, I’m under five.”
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