Holy Humour
Secret service
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the vicar was standing at the door, as he always was, to shake hands with the worshippers. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The vicar said to him, ‘You need to join the army of the Lord.’
My friend replied, ‘I’m already in the army of the Lord, Father.’
So the vicar enquired, ‘Then how come I don’t see you except at Christmas and at Easter?’
My friend whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service.
Sunday Quote
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. – Garrison Keillor
Sunday Joke
Name them one by one
DAD: I’m home!
SON: Daddy! What did you buy for me?
DAD: Sorry son I forgot.
SON: (starts crying) but you promised!
DAD: Ok, ok, (pulls out phone) I will only give you my iPhone if you are able to answer my question. If you are able to answer correctly, you will have the phone then you will ask me a question and if I answer correctly I will take my phone back.
SON: Sounds ok.
DAD: How many men did Jesus Christ feed?
SON: 5000!
(Shocked, hands phone to son)
SON:(takes turn to ask question) name the 5000 men Jesus Christ fed.
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