Holy Humour
A first in heaven
At the pearly gates, St. Peter greeted a minister and congressman and gave assigned them their rooms.
“Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And you, Mr Congressman, the keys to our finest penthouse suite.”
“This is unfair!” the minister complained.
“Listen,” St. Peter said, “ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this the first congressman we’ve ever seen.”
Sunday Quote
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”— Woody Allen
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Sunday Joke
Eyes on the apples
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of apples. A nun lettered a note and posted it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving along the lunch line, at the other end was a large tray of chocolate chip cookies. A girl wrote a note, which she put next to the tray of cookies, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
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