Holy Humour
The right cane
Bent over and obviously in pain, the old man with a cane hobbled laboriously through the sanctuary and into the pastor’s office while the choir was practising.
Ten minutes later he came out, walking upright and moving with grace and speed.
“Good gracious,” the choir director exclaimed. “Did the pastor heal you by faith?”
“No,” the old man said with a smile. “He just gave me a cane that wasn’t six inches too short!
Sunday Quote
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”– Albert Einstein
Sunday Joke
Fishy funeral
A Backyard Neighbor Funeral
Mr Green peered over his fence and noticed that the neighbour’s little boy was in his backyard filling in a hole. Curious about what the youngster was up to, Mr Green asked, “What are you doing, Jimmy?”
Tearfully, little Jimmy replied, “My goldfish died, and I’ve just buried him.”
“That’s an awfully large hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Mr Green said.
Patting down the last bit of earth, little Joey replied, “That’s because he’s in your cat!”
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