Holy Humour
Helpful Prayer
Billy had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. “Fine”, said the pleased mother. “If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you.” “Oh, I didn’t ask Him to help me not misbehave,” said Johnny. “I asked Him to help you put up with me.”
Sunday Quote
If God is good, half the Bible is libel.―Michael R. Burch
The Sunday Joke
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If…
Most of its members can’t pass through a metal detector because they’re packing heat.
The charity budget just got cut for the sixth year in a row, but the evangelism and building programs are pushing ahead like gangbusters.
The offering plate instructions include: “Please make all checks payable to the pastor.”

