Holy Humour
Leave them in their ignorance.
One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. “Religion?” God’s secretary asked the first man.
“Jewish,” the man replied.
“Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8,” the secretary said.
“Religion?” he asked the second man.
“Muslim.”
“Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”
“Religion?” he asked the third man.
“Agnostic.”
“Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”
“Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?” the man asked.
The secretary replied, “Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are the only ones here.”
Sunday Quote
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it. – George Bernard Shaw
The Sunday Joke
By George!
Irene, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old blue pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George, and several others, that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a few moments and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend or deny! He said nothing!
Later that evening, George quietly parked his blue pickup in front of Irene’s house …. walked home …. and left it there….all night!
You’ve gotta love, George!
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