HOLY HUMOUR
Story Teller
Having just preached a passionate, thoughtful sermon on the dangers and sin of gossip, the pastor felt satisfied as he opened his book to the appointed hymn of the day, #661. “It was one of my best ever,” he muttered to himself.
But his smile quickly wilted as he found hymn #661 and read the title: “I Love to Tell the Story.”
Sunday Quote.
Where knowledge ends, religion begins. –Benjamin Disraeli
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SUNDAY JOKE
Where we find Jesus
The Sunday school teacher asked her first graders, “Where can we find Jesus today? “Mary said, “In our hearts.”
Billy said, “In heaven.”
Tommy said, “In our bathroom.
Asked to explain, Tommy said, “Every morning my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, ‘Jesus Christ, are you ever going to come out?’”
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