HOLY HUMOUR
A Matter of Faith
A distraught man sought the advice of his wise pastor. “I was born blind,” he exclaimed, “But some people tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed.”
The pastor paused a moment before speaking.
“I see you carry a cane,” she said. “Whenever people say that, hit them over the head with the cane. Then tell them if they had more faith it wouldn’t hurt!”
Sunday Quote.
The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason. –Benjamin Franklin
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
SUNDAY JOKE
Endless Festive Service
After two hours of meeting, the chair of Committee on Church Growth was ready to call it a night.
“Unless anybody has another idea besides calling every service Easter or Christmas,” she said, “I’ll accept a motion to adjourn.”
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