HOLY HUMOUR
He’s Moving!
Some ministers were talking about death and dying over coffee at the local cafe. “What would you want people to say about you at your funeral?” one of them asked.
“I’d want people to say, ‘He was a great and compassionate humanitarian who cared about those in need,” responded a recently retired minister.
“I’d like for people to say, ‘He was a good father and husband, a man whose life was a fine example for others to follow,” intoned another.
“Oh, I’d like for people to remember me for my fine sermons and church growth,” said the newest member of the group.
A grizzled old farmer leaned over from the next table and said, “That’s all well and good, fellas, but I’d rather hear ’em say ‘Look, he’s moving!’”
Sunday Quote
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
SUNDAY JOKE
You Must Hear This.
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:
Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.”
Father: “When was the last time you made a confession?”
Man: “I never have, I am Jewish.”
Father: “Then why are telling me all this?”
Man: “I’m telling everybody!”
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