HOLY HUMOUR
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed. I know it’s silly, but I can’t help it.”
The pastor recommended prayer, reading the Bible, singing hymns, keeping the lights on, but nothing worked. One Sunday the man came to church happy and well-rested. He got the answer from his friend the carpenter.
“He told me just to cut the legs off the bed!”
Sunday Quote.
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. – Gilbert K. Chesterton
SUNDAY JOKE
Purely Academic:
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objective.
Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective.
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