HOLY HUMOUR
Long Life.
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, He asked his congregation, “How many of you have forgiven their enemies”?
About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question again. All responded, except one small elderly lady.
“Mrs. Ken?” inquired the preacher, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
“I don’t have any.” she replied.
“Mrs. Ken, That is very unusual. How old are you?”
“Ninety-five,” she replied.
“Oh Mrs. Ken, what a blessing. Would you please come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live ninety-five years and not have an enemy in the world.”
The little old lady sauntered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, “I outlived them all.”
Sunday Quote.
Religious Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it should require about five committees to review the idea first. If each is staffed with half a dozen members, that’s what … 30?
SUNDAY JOKE
Mathew 7:7
At the close of work on one faithful Friday, Seun decided to give any lady that came his way a lift.
After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a catholic sister and gave her a lift.
While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending he was reaching out for the gear stick.
The sister softly said ‘Mathew 7:7′, he quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentration on his driving.
He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7′. When the sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, “Young man, the problem with you is that you don’t read your Bible”
When Seun got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads “Ask and it shall be given unto you…”. He nearly cried.
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