HOLY HUMOUR
Night Prayer
One Sunday the pastor was talking about prayer during the children’s sermon. One precocious six-year-old boy piped up and said, “My mommy prays with me every night!”
“That’s wonderful,” said the pastor. “What does she say when she prays with you? Do you use a certain prayer?”
“Oh, no,” the boy replied, “She just says, ‘Thank you, God. He’s in bed!’”
Sunday Quote.
Qualifications of a pastor: the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros. – Stuart Briscoe
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SUNDAY JOKE
Load of Babble
“What was the pastor’s sermon today?”
“Babylon.”
“The pastor preached on Babylon?”
“No, the pastor seemed to babble on and babble on!”
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