HOLY HUMOUR
Following the pastor’s fiery sermon on sin, one recent convert sought him out for a clarification.
“I’m not sure if I’ve actually died to sin,” he said, “but it makes me sick to my stomach on a regular basis.”
Sunday Quote.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. – Peter O’Toole
Religious Light Bulb Joke
How many independent fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, because any more might result in too much cooperation.
SUNDAY JOKE
Jesus Returns
The pastor was working in his office one day when the church secretary came scurrying through the door, out of breath.
“Pastor, Pastor, I have news!” she said, trying to regain her composure.
“Well, what’s the news?” asked the perplexed pastor.
“Jesus is coming. He’s back, and he’s coming here right now. What should we do?”
The pastor smiled, turned back to his computer and answered, “Look busy.”
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