HOLY HUMOUR
Unkind Cut
While shaking hands with the pastor after worship, Mrs. Jones noticed that he had a rather bad cut on his face.
“Why pastor, what happened? How did you cut your face?” she asked.
“Well, I was thinking about my sermon this morning while I was shaving,” the pastor replied. “I guess I wasn’t concentrating and cut myself in the process.”
“That’s too bad,” Mrs. Jones replied. “Next time you should concentrate on your shaving and cut your sermon.”
Sunday Quote.
I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. – John Fugelsang
Religious Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If God wants the light bulb changed He will do it Himself!
SUNDAY JOKE
What Denomination?
A woman went into a post office to buy some stamps for her Christmas cards. What denomination do you want? Asked the lady at the counter. ‘Good God!’ she replied, has it come to this? I suppose you’d better give me twenty Catholic and twenty Presbyterian.
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