HOLY HUMOUR
Wait a Second
A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, “How long is 10 million years to you?” God replied, “1 second.” The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?” And God replied, “A penny.” Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?” And God replied, “Will revert in a sec.”
Sunday Quote.
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion – several of them. – Mark Twain
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
SUNDAY JOKE
The Big Fat Pig
A church secretary answered the phone and heard the caller say, “I want to talk to the chief hog of the trough.”
“Sir,” she replied, “that is no way to talk about the Reverend even if he is a bit on the heavy side. He is the pastor of this church.”
“Sorry, Lady,” he said. “I just wanted to donate $100,000 to the church.”
Quickly she said, “Just a minute. Here comes the big fat pig now!”
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