HOLY HUMOUR
Averting “Cat-astrophe”
Two enthusiastic church members were going door to door to invite neighbours to an upcoming event at the church. They knocked on the door of a woman who had a reputation for not being fond of “church” visitors. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not care to hear what they had to say and slammed the door in their faces.
To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again with the same result. The door simply would not close.
Convinced these rude church folk were somehow preventing her door from shutting, she reared back to give it a slam that would send them a clear signal, when one of them said: “Ma’am, before you do that again you need to move your cat.”
Sunday Quote.
Religion is like a pair of shoes…..Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.— George Carlin
Religious Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
SUNDAY JOKE
Kleptomania
You know why you can’t teach biblical interpretation to kleptomaniacs?
They take everything literally.
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