HOLY HUMOUR
Zero
The smart-alec seminarian thought he had pulled a good one. On the final exam, which asked students to delve into the complexities of theology, he simply wrote: “Only God knows the answers to these questions!”
Grading the paper, the professor wrote, “Nice proposition. If true, God gets 100. You get a 0.
Sunday Quote.
“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.”– Drake
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SUNDAY JOKE
Professional
Having locked her keys inside her car, the woman prayed to God for assistance. Just then a man walking by saw the situation and got her car door opened in nothing flat.
“Thank you God for sending me this nice man to help,” she exclaimed.
The man replied, “I’m not nice. I just got out of jail for auto theft.”
“Thank you, God!” the woman shouted to the sky, “You even sent me a professional!”
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