HOLY HUMOUR
Bleeding hearts
The doctor tells the heart-attack patient that he will die without a heart transplant, but two organs are available — the heart of a U.S. Congressman and the heart of a pastor.
“I want the Congressman’s,” the patient says.
“Why?” the doctor asks.
“It’s easy,” the patient replies. ” Pastors are all bleeding hearts, whereas the Congressman has probably never used his.”
Sunday Quote.
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding it. – Oscar Wilde
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
SUNDAY JOKE
Patience
“That was a great sermon today — on patience,” one friend commented to another as they walked to their cars after church.
“Yeah,” the other agreed, “but it was 8 minutes too long.”
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