HOLY HUMOUR
Your fault
A preacher noticed that a man in his congregation had fallen asleep and was snoring loudly, so he interrupted his sermon to ask the man’s wife to wake him up.
She answered indignantly, “You’re the one who put him to sleep, so you wake him up!”
Sunday Quote.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
SUNDAY JOKE
Truths
There are four general religious truths:
Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Members of the Church of Christ do not recognize other Christian denominations.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
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