HOLY HUMOUR
Crossed out
A boy watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. “How do you know what to say?” asked the little boy.
“Why, God tells me.”
“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”
Sunday Quote.
Qualifications of a pastor: the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros –Stuart Briscoe
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletins
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: ” I Upped My Pledge–Up Yours.”
SUNDAY JOKE
Chinese food
A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his classroom and said, “The Jewish people have observed their 5,759th year as a people. Consider that the Chinese, for example, have only observed their 4,692nd year as a people. What does that mean to you?”
After a moment of silence, one student raised his hand.
“Yes, David,” the teacher said. “What does that mean?”
“It means that the Jews had to do without Chinese food for 1,063 years.”
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