Holy Humour
Brain Wash
A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five-year-old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five-year-old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant’s head. With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked, “Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?”
Sunday quote
Albert Einstein: God doesn’t play dice with the Universe!
Woody Allen: No, but he sure plays a mean game of hide & seek!
The Sunday Joke
Pink Cloud
Three guys die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says to them “whatever you do, don’t step on a pink cloud”. The first guy goes off wandering. When he comes back, he’s accompanied by one of the ugliest women you’ve ever seen. “What happened to you?” asked the other two. “I stepped on a pink cloud” he replied. The second guy goes off wandering and comes back with an even uglier girl. “What happened to you?” they asked. “I stepped on a pink cloud.” The last guy goes off wandering and comes back with the most beautiful woman any of them have ever seen. “What happened?” they asked. The woman responded, “I stepped on a pink cloud”.
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