Laugh Quote
“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”– Anton Chekhov
You just saved my life
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him takes the drink from the guy and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they could do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Is that yours???
Wise Guy: No, I just like showing off my friend’s things.
Spell Check thoughts
Rearrange these words to make a letter
1. Pneis
2. Buttsxe
Did you get 1. Spine and 2. Subtext
Yea neither did I
Corny Chat Up Line
Some people say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them has ever been in your arms.
Business Joke
The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. “I see you have put ‘ASAP’ down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. However, I see you’ve put ‘AMAP’ down for the required salary. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen that before, what does it mean?”
The applicant replied, “As much as possible!”
Cutting Comment
“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.” – Goethe
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