HOLY HUMOUR
The Termites Have It
An archeologist, a pastor, and an entomologist were discussing the ongoing search for Noah’s ark.
“I have faith that we will find it one day,” opined the pastor.
“I agree,” said the archeologist, “but you need my scientific skill and expertise.”
“You’re both wrong,” sniffed the entomologist. “I can guarantee that the ark will never be found.”
“How can you be so sure?” asked the other two.
“Well, if it’s true Noah included two of every critter, then the termites have taken care of the evidence,” replied the entomologist.
Sunday Quote.
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion – several of them. – Mark Twain
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday “I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours.
SUNDAY JOKE
Cry Baby
After the birth of his baby brother, a little boy was thoroughly annoyed at all of his crying and screaming.
“Where did we get him anyway?” he asked his mother.
“He came from heaven!” his mother replied.
“Well I can see why they threw him out!” the boy replied.
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