HOLY HUMOUR
Sunday Fish Tale
A boy came late to Sunday School late. Knowing he was usually very prompt, his teacher asked, “Johnny, is there anything wrong?”
“No, ma’am, not really,” he said.”I was going to go fishing, but my daddy told me that I needed to get on up and go to church.” The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.
“Yes ma’am, he did,” Johnny said. “My daddy said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”
Sunday Quote.
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. – Isaac Asimov
Religious Light Bulb Joke
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the light will be on.
SUNDAY JOKE
In a moment creative inspiration, the entrepreneur who owned the coin-op laundry beside the church commissioned this sign for his window: “Where cleanliness really is next to Godliness!”
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