HOLY HUMOUR
No Brain
Day after day the atheist college professor would taunt his students with the same question. “Have you ever seen God??” Three times he asked. When no one dared answer, he always concluded, “Well, it is quite obvious there is no God.”
One day a Christian student had had enough.
The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” Three times she asked it. When no one answered, she concluded, “Well, it is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.”
Sunday Quote.
“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’”– Conan O’Brien
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
SUNDAY JOKE
Dreamer
Because Christmas was always a busy time for a clergy family, Pastor Fred and his wife, Wilma, had always saved one special gift to exchange on New Year’s Eve. One Dec. 31st morning Mary woke up excited because she had dreamed that Fred had given her a beautiful diamond ring on New Year’s Eve.
“What do you think the dream means?” Wilma asked.
Fred grinned and said mischievously, “Oh, you will most certainly find out tonight!”
“REALLY!?” she exclaimed.
“Really, really,” he said, confidently.
Imaging Mary’s surprise when she opened her gift that evening and discovered she now owned a copy of Sigmund Freud’s “The Interpretation of Dreams.”
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