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By Alex C Chevrolet has reached a milestone number in supermini sales, surpassing 1 million sales worldwide of the Spark and Beat – fresh evidence of the vehicle line-up attracting more people to the brand around the world. Earlier this year, the automaker sold its 3-millionth Cruze. The Spark first went on sale as the Beat in India in late 2009. It is available in 71 markets worldwide, selling the most in South Korea, followed by the United States and Mexico. In the US, Spark sales are up 10 percent year to date. In South Africa where it has been…
By Alex C As the Federal Government’s 10-year National Automotive Industrial Development Plan (NAIDP) enters the second year under the automotive policy, Stallion Motors Nigeria Limited said it has started the assembly of Hyundai models inside its VON Assembly plant located along the Lagos-Badagry expressway, Lagos. Recently, Stallion Motors presented the four-door Hyundai Grand i10 four-door Sedan locally assembled inside its factory. The presentation took place inside its Lagos showroom located on Ajose Adeogun street Lagos. The Hyundai Grand i10 is a family sedan that comes in two variants with 5-Speed manual and 4-Speed automatic transmission powered by 1.25-litres, Kappa…
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Former Managing Director of UBA, Tony Elumelu and Ex-Governor of Abia State, Orji Uzor Kalu have both been named in the Forbes list of 50 richest people in Africa. According to Forbes, Elumelu joined the rich list with a net worth of $1billion. On Kalu, Forbes said, ” he is better known in Nigeria as a politician…but he is also one of the country’s most successful businessman. He made his first million at 20 by trading agricultural commodities, and then found his way into the circles of influential military personnel who awarded him lucrative contracts to import and supply arms…
All is set for the Nigeria Music Video Awards 2014, scheduled to hold at the exhibition center of Eko Hotel and Suites in Victoria Island Lagos on Wednesday the 26th of November, 2014. The NMVA which is reputed for being one of the most consistent award ceremonies in the country is in its 8th consecutive season and this year’s edition, like others in the past is cause driven. Its theme,’A world without violence’ is dedicated to further deepening the consciousness of a violence free environment which is necessary for peace to thrive. This is against the backdrop of violent eruptions…
Now that, Nollywood producers are no more interested in inviting Stella to movie set, she has found favour in the eyes of Music. You remember her tiny voice in Tade Ogidan’s All Stars, singing “Gbemisoke”? Now the Absentee Nollywood actress Stella Damasus is set to revive her musical career in the United States. The actress and Daniel Ademinokan are working on a new album with Grammy Award winner, Mike Wilson. Daniel shared the above photo of Stella and captioned it, “In the studio with Grammy Award Winning mixing engineer MIKE WILSON @ Patchwerk Studios ATL. When a man has worked…
Leading Nigerian rapper, Michael Stephens Ugochukwu, famously known as Ruggedman has denied the allegation that he floated his own clothing line because of decline in his musical exploits . Ruggedy Baba, whose latest single ‘Agidi’ featuring Wande Coal is rocking the airwaves, said those insinuating such tales are agents of falsehood. “That is a lie. Music is paying me. If I don’t make money from music, I would have stopped long ago. I am still here, still doing good. Don’t forget, Ruggedman was the first rap artiste to make money with rap music, before any other person. Till date, he…
A retired senior South African Police Officer, Colonel Vincent Mdunge, is to refund part of a total of R3.5 million he earned as salary in about 27 years of service. Durban – Former provincial police spokesman, Colonel Vincent Mdunge, has been found guilty of a forgery and two fraud charges. Col Mdunge, former provincial police spokesman for KwaZulu Natal, is to make the refund, yet to be calculated, because he should not have risen to the rank of Colonel since he did not join the Police with a matric certificate in 1987 but a Standard 8 certificate. This follows his…