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No doubt you have heard of ghost names on payrolls, especially in the public service – non-existent workers in whose names public officials draw monthly salaries running into millions of state funds. Now a variant has emerged in the basic education schools in KwaZulu Natal Province of South Africa – ghost pupils. 200,000 of them have been identified in just one of 12 districts in the province, leading to warnings from top education officials of principals could be charged with fraud. Education MEC Peggy Nkonyeni said it was “criminal” that numbers were being inflated, adding that a full probe had…
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency has lauded the Nigeria Customs Service for its modernisation which has made it equal to its kind anywhere in the world and an effective tool in the war against drugs in Nigeria. The NDLEA Enugu State Command Commander Anthony Nkem Ohanyere, who made the commendation said “The NCS has been modernised and stands shoulder high anywhere across the globe, hence all hands should be on deck to tackle smuggling once and for all.” Ohanyere, who received the NCS’ recent “landmark seizure of 399.5kg wraps of Cannabis Sativa” worth N9 million on behalf of NDLEA…
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The umbrella union for workers in Kenya, The Central Organisation of Trade Unions is in crisis, with the secretary general daring his deputy to do his worse. Amid allegations and counter allegations of conspiracy to depose and of the other being a mole for the government, the COTU executive board has removed Deputy Secretary General George Muchai from office and appointed Benson Okwiri Okumu as acting deputy. The changes were sequel to media reports a day earlier which quoted Muchai, who is also Member of Parliament for Kabete constituency, as accusing his boss, Secretary-general Francis Atwoli, of involvement in irregularities.…
The African Development Bank has commended the new anti-Ebola strategy that the government of Liberia has evolved and outdoored. The AfDB Liberia Country Representative, Dr. Margaret Kilo, made the commendation at the signing ceremony of a US$11.4 million grant by the African Development Bank (AfDB) to fight the Ebola epidemic in the country. “I commend the Government for this plan which ensures that investments being made to the fight against Ebola will also result in stronger health systems and decentralized services,” said Dr. Kilo. Dr. Kilo, who signed the grant agreement on behalf of the Bank, noted that the AfDB…
By Alex C Sterling Bank is seeking to leverage a partnership with English Premier League club, Arsenal to expand its customer base. The bank, which announced a three year partnership with the Premier League club months ago as its official debit card partner in Nigeria, is currently seeking to leverage the strength of the Arsenal fan base by pushing an activation scheme that gears towards the endearing new customers and rewarding them with all-expense paid trips to watch an official Premier League game at the prestigious Emirates Stadium. Arsenal football club is immensely popular in Nigeria and as well as…
By Alex C Andrew Harding, managing director, Chartered Institute of Management Accountants (CIMA) said the Institute is wholly committed to Nigeria’s accelerated growth by contributing its ability and expertise towards the capacity-building of financially qualified business leaders that will grow Nigeria, Africa’s biggest economy. Making this known at the inaugural members’ dinner for CIMA members resident in Nigeria, Harding noted that the program was aimed at celebrating the great skills and dedication of the institute in driving performance management, risk management and accountancy profession. Harding noted that though Nigeria is already growing, it is a country which has the potential…
By Alex C Custodian and Allied Insurance Limited, an Underwriting firm, has unveiled a mobile insurance application that enables customers to take charge of their insurance transactions from start to finish on their internet enabled device such as phones, iPad and computers. This mobile app christened ‘Custodian Direct’ is in line with the efforts of the National Insurance Commission (NAICOM) to deepen insurance penetration in Nigeria so that the majority of the people can embrace insurance as a way of life. Custodian Direct, which has been trending on the social media space, is a self-service insurance product that lets the…
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