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A Ugandan school teacher is staring death in the face following a charge of “aggravated defilement” slapped on him. Currently cooling off in custody, George Makande must be cursing his stars for reporting the 11-year-old he had been sodomising to his mum for misbehaving by refusing to work in the dormitory. It was when the mother queried her son following the teacher’s complaint that the severely abused kid overcame his fear of the teacher’s threat to kill him and spilled the beans. “I hate that teacher … “But why”, she asked. “He has been abusing me. It was after bathing…
Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman, And wished I were as beautiful. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and wore a crutch. But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have two legs; the world is mine. I stopped to buy some candy, The lad who sold it had such charm, I talked with him, he seemed so glad, If I were late, it’d do no harm. And as I left, he said to me, “I thank…