With the Premiership league on, you should join the bandwagon and become a football fan too, if you are not. Here’s how:
- Familiarise with different games
Don’t be the odd one asking questions like, “Is this a World Cup qualifier game?” when the whole world and even elders know it’s the Premiership finals.
2. Know the slangs
Then ensure you use them in your conversations. For example, your boss: “How was your weekend?”
You: “I watched the top goals by my Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s the GOAT!”
3. Choose a club
When picking a club, choose the one reasonably good reputation then post about them once in a while. For international tournaments like the World Cup, just stick to country.
4. Buy jersey
You don’t even need to get an original one. Visit any bend-down-select place, pick one jersey, wash it and wear it everywhere so people can identify you with your club.
5. Get on Twitter
Twitter is your friend for football matches as there will always be hot takes on the timeline whenever a match occurs. Pick one that everyone agrees with, retweet and then post it on your WhatsApp status.
6. Avoid viewing centres
If you don’t want to be exposed as the fraud, avoid any gathering of hard-core football fans lest you be disgraced.