HOLY HUMOUR
Oh So Humble
Two monks were discussing humility.
“I have been praying and fasting, meditating and studying religion for 20 years. I have finally reached the level of humility. I am truly a nothing.” said one monk.
The other monk nodded gravely. “I too have spent my life devoted to serving God. I am also a nothing.”
At that moment a janitor passed, holding his mop. Overhearing the conversation, and feeling quite spiritual, he interrupted. “You know what, i am also a nothing.”
The monks looked away in disgust. “Who the hell does he think he is to be a nothing???”
Sunday Quote.
An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” –Annie Dillard
Religious Light Bulb Joke
How many members of an established Bible teaching church that is over 20 years old does it take to change a light bulb?
One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
SUNDAY JOKE
Problem Solved
When I found out my wife was having an affair, I was heartbroken. I turned to religion to cope.
Now I’m Muslim and we’re stoning her tomorrow.
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