HOLY HUMOUR
Not Heaven
Two ministers met in the afterlife. One said, “After all our years in parish ministry, isn’t heaven wonderful?”
The other replied, “This isn’t heaven!”
Sunday Quote.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me. They’re cramming for their final exam. – George Carlin
SUNDAY JOKE
New Year’s Prayer
As she was passing through the nave late on New Year’s Eve, Sister Mary Martha saw the aged priest kneeling in prayer before the altar. She was touched by his faithfulness and determined to be more diligent in her own prayer life.
The next morning she inquired about what Father McMahon had been praying. “Oh, that’s simple,” he replied. “I’ve been praying this same prayer every New Year’s eve since I was ordained. It’s a prayer for successful ministry.
“God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Amen!”
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