HOLY HUMOUR
Pizza is here.
Because the parish cut his salary, the devout pastor took a job delivering pizzas to make ends meet.
On his first day on the job he was walking past a big construction site when he heard the workers using the foulest language he’d ever heard. He stopped and asked the man closest to him, “Do you know Jesus Christ?”
The worker bellowed to his colleagues, “Hey, does anybody know Jesus Christ?” After a pause he added, “His pizza is here.”
Sunday Quote.
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”– Benjamin Franklin
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon from E.J. Stubbs.
SUNDAY JOKE
What Did the Adults Do?
“Dad, I want to ask you a question,” said little Josh after his first day of Sunday school.
“Of course,” said his Dad.
“The teacher was reading the Bible, about the Children of Israel building the Temple, the Children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the Children of Israel making the sacrifices,” said Josh.
“So what’s your question?” his Dad asked.
“Well, didn’t the grown-ups do anything?”
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