HOLY HUMOUR
Miraculous
To rile up his Christian friends, the atheist in the high school class was always looking for scientific speculation that would throw doubt on God or the Bible. Scouring the Internet he discovered research from a student at an obscure university who hypothesized that due to weather and wind patterns, the Red Sea was less than a foot deep when Moses led the Hebrews across it.
“It wasn’t even up to their knees,” the atheist sneered.
One of the Christian friends exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“What miracle?” the atheist asked. “Anybody could have waded across it!”
The Christian grinned. “Simple. God drowned Pharaoh’s entire army in less than a foot of water!”
Sunday Quote.
“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”– Bertrand Russell
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Thursday at 5 p.m., there will be a meeting of the little mother’s club. All ladies wishing to become “little mothers” will meet with the pastor in his study.
SUNDAY JOKE
Instant Conversion.
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. A filling station was only a block away, but the attendant said they had no gas can for her to borrow.
Sister Mary returned to her car to see if there was a gas can in the trunk. There wasn’t, but she found a bedpan. Being resourceful she took it to the station and asked the attendant to fill ‘er up.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, “If it starts, I’m turning Catholic!”
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