Holy Humour It’s official. There is a winner for the best “religious” joke of all time. Comedian Emo Philips tells of walking across a bridge and seeing a man standing on the edge, ready to jump off. He ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. “Well, there’s so much to live for.” “Like what?” “Well, are you religious?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?” “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist.” “Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church…
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Beautiful That is all we want to be – beautiful. To look good; to feel good. Is it all there is to this world? Are we not concerned about the inner self, The love and goodness in the soul. Beauty is Who we are, What we are, and The dreams, desires and hopes we have. No matter what, Nothing can bring us down. Forever knowing, That skin deep, We are beautiful. Adaudo Anyiam-Osigwe – From her book of poems – A Little Understanding Poems from the End of Childhood to the Beginning of Adulthoodxosotin chelseathông tin chuyển nhượngcâu…
Since Kunle, I chose to remain to myself. After falling in love with three men in three years and ended up heartbroken all three times, I came to the conclusion that a successful love-filled relationship was not for people like me. Celibacy was totally out of the picture for me, so whenever I needed to be with a man, an interested male who didn’t mind the limitation and freedom of being friends with benefits always comes in handy. This is probably what differentiated us from men; we, females have sex with who we want to, but for men? They sleep…
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The late former UN secretary general, Kofi Anan, has been laid to rest in Accra, the capital of his home country, Ghana. The event which took place yesterday – Thursday 13th September – proceeded with the state funeral at the Accra International Conference Centre. A number of world leaders and dignitaries arrived in a timely fashion to pay their last respects to him. Among those are Former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo, former President of Ghana, John Dramani Mahama, president of Ivory Coast, current UN secretary general, António Guterres and the leaders of Liberia, Namibia, Ethiopia, Niger, Zimbabwe, Germany and Mauritius…
Our new column, Traditional and Contemporary, focuses on the Ankara fabric spliced with contemporary designs. African fashion has taken a spike in creative designing over the years and we are ultra-excited to be documenting its progress one stylish picture at a time. Every Fashion Friday, we’ll be surfing through social media streets to find design inspirations for our Pride Woman (which is you, by the way). View this post on Instagram A post shared by MADKollection (@m.a.dkollection) on Sep 12, 2018 at 10:30pm PDT View this post on Instagram A post shared by Mercilicious (@realmercyaigbe) on…
Dear man who treats his woman wrong, you can’t always eat your cake and have it; she is bound to realize her worth soon and leave you. The male-dom draped in masculine glory and dignified egos are less forgiving when they have been wronged or played by their women, however, the opposite isn’t the case; women are a patient lot – until they aren’t. It takes a series (complete with seasoned episodes) of wrongdoings to trigger your woman to walk away, that’s why you need to know what to avoid. What can make a woman walk away from a relationship?…
Laugh Quote Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. – Anonymous Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question Question: Why are you so quiet? Wise Guy: Someone has to be. Corny Chat Up Line If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer. Bright Class Tony: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? John: Why? Tony: She had bright students! Business Joke A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.…
It seems like yesterday when we were spellbound to our screens watching Genevieve Nnaji act. Certainly, it wasn’t because she was the most skilled actress or funniest, even, but perhaps it was her beauty sans the perfect eyebrow curve and highlighter that our beauty industry hadn’t matured into yet. Whatever it was we know she made Nollywood special and this hasn’t changed over the years even though she has transitioned into other movie departments. We can’t wait to watch her grace our screens once again in her new movie, Lionheart, but before then, we’ll throw it back to our favourite…