HOLY HUMOUR HAVING A WIFE At Sunday school they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny, what is the matter?” Johnny responded, “I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.” MERE MORTAL My husband and I divorced for religious reasons. He thought he was God. I didn’t WRONG SIDE A guy goes into the confessional…
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Senator Magnus Ngei Abe, candidate of All Progressives Congress (APC) in the Rivers South East Senatorial District re-run election has enjoined Ogoni people to sink their differences and unite to ensure the implementation of the UNEP report. Speaking during an interactive session the Minister of Environment had with all stakeholders in Ogoni, at the Freedom Centre, Bori in Khana Local Government Area, Abe said that achieving the implementation of the report required all hands on deck to encourage President Buhari to accomplish the task of realizing the cleanup of Ogoni land. He appealed to every Ogoni not to indulge in…
The Lagos State Government on Friday met with all the stakeholders from Mile 12 market, Agiliti community, Maidan and its environs aimed at finding a lasting solution to the violence that led to the closure of the Mile 12 market with a promise that a harmonious and effective solution would be put in place in the next few days. Secretary to the State Government, Mr. Tunji Bello, who presided over the meeting held at the State Secretariat, Alausa, said that all the leaders agreed on the need to cohabit in peace irrespective of their religion, culture or tribes. Bello urged the leaders…
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