HOLY HUMOUR ARTHRITIS A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,” Say, Father, what causes arthritis?” “My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath.”…
Author: Pride Team
Riding on the euphoria waves of the completion of the merger between Heritage Banking Company Limited and Enterprise Bank Limited Mr. Akinsola Akinfemiwa OON, the Chairman of Board of the new Heritage Bank Limited, says the bank is set for a seamless operation that will meet the huge expectations of its customers and stakeholders. Speaking at a parley with journalists in Lagos recently, Akinfemiwa explained that the bank has, to this end, integrated its “process, technology, people, and branch networks” to pave way for an efficient and smooth banking service for its customers all over the country and beyond. The…
Ebonyi State Government has promised to provide some quantities of Ebonyi Rice popularly known as Abakaliki Rice to internally displaced persons and soldiers fighting Boko Haram insurgents in Borno State. Governor David Umahi made the promise when he visited the Chief of defence staff, Brig. Gen. Abayomi Olonishakin, at the Defence Headquarters in Abuja on Monday. Governor Umahi, who was full of praises for the Nigerian Army for their gallant efforts towards ending the insurgence in the North- East, assured the CDS that the people of Ebonyi State would give necessary support to the Army at any time. He said, “I…
A People’s Democratic Party (PDP) stalwart, Dr. Henry Ofa, has described the entrepreneurial scheme of the state government and reinvigoration of the technical education as an enduring programme that will significantly check unemployment situation in the state. Speaking in an interview with journalists in Asaba, yesterday, Ofa said that “while 100 days may be too short,, a time for critical evaluation of a government, the state Governor, Senator Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa, has within the period laid a solid foundation towards the full implementation of his prosperity for all agenda in spite of the current economic crunch in the country While…
As Nigeria continues to battle a troubled economy, there are speculations that Central Bank of Nigeria Governor (CBN) Godwin Emefiele is resigning his appointment at the apex bank anytime soon. Pride Magazine gathered that his resignation may not be unconnected to his reservations on some of the policies of President Muhammadu Buhari. According to a report by Daily Post, Emiefiele is somewhat frustrated by the approach employed by the president in addressing fiscal and monetary issues. A source said: “There are possibilities of Emefiele leaving the post because of the state of the economy. But the one that unsettles him the…
Copyright Society of Nigeria (COSON) has begun the digital monitoring of music played by broadcast stations across Nigeria. By this development, COSON which is one of Africa’s fastest growing collective management organizations will now have at its disposal, empirical evidence of every song played by broadcast stations and similar users of music across the Nigerian nation. This will provide critical information necessary for licensing and accurate distribution of royalties. Working with COSON on the important monitoring project is a firm of young Nigerian IT professionals, PlaySpread Ltd. which has signed an agreement with COSON for delivering cutting edge information on…
The ‘COOL ISSUE’ of Pride Magazine Nigeria is now on Sale. Pride Magazine Nigeria – A Celebrity, Fashion, Lifestyle and Leisure magazine with cutting edge design and first-rate leisure content is out with its “Cool Issue” which has Dalapo Marcy Oni on its cover. Man Pride a segment in the magazine features an exclusive interview with consummate and suave Advertising CEO Emeka Okeke of Media Fuse Dentsu Aegis Network. Pride Magazine Nigeria now a monthly publication has partnered with Air Peace as their inflight reading companion. They have also partnered with ABC Transport as their On Board Reading Companion on…
D’Banj who recently dropped the single “Confidential” from his yet to be released visual EP “An Epic Journey” stole the headlines with this single featuring Hollywood star Idris Elba who caught everyone off guard with his rapping skills and Sierra Leone rapper Shadow Boxer. A month into the release of “Confidential”, the international community has begun to offer it’s opinion on what has been described as “Swag Overload” by popular US blog, Huffington Post. Rave reviews have come from top blogs such as Huffington Post, The Shade Room, Negro News France among others. As it seems D’Banj is gearing towards…
The last few days has seen Lagos the capital city of Lagos State being hit by a worrisome gridlock in major areas of the city. This is happening a few days into the celebration of the Sallah, a muslim yearly celebration, usually celebrated three months after the feast of Eid-il-Fitri. Although Lagos is known for traffic gridlock, but obviously not this bad. A commuter who spoke to this reporter expressed so much frustration, indicating that he has spent over five hours from Ikeja to the Island where he is meant to attend a business meeting. For Oscar who is a beauty Therapist, the…
Music star, Kenechukwu Okonkwo, Kcee has made his Nollywood movie debut. Although Pride magazine is yet to find out the title of the forthcoming movie, but the Five Star Music star shared a photo of him wearing a movie costume on a movie set alongside star actor, Chinwetalu Agu and Patience Ozokwor. Kcee, who recently gotten himself an endorsement deal with a Nigerian airline called Air Peace, was formerly in the Hip Hop group called Kcee Presh, until the split years back.xosotin chelseathông tin chuyển nhượngcâu lạc bộ bóng đá arsenalbóng đá atalantabundesligacầu thủ haalandUEFAevertonxosokeonhacaiketquabongdalichthidau7m.newskqbdtysokeobongdabongdalufutebol ao vivofutemaxmulticanaisonbethttps://bsport.fithttps://onbet88.ooohttps://i9bet.bizhttps://hi88.ooohttps://okvip.athttps://f8bet.athttps://fb88.cashhttps://vn88.cashhttps://shbet.atbóng đá world cupbóng đá…