HOLY HUMOUR
Sunday Fishing
Two men are out fishing on Sunday and feeling a bit guilty about not being in church.
“I wouldn’t have gone to church anyway,” one man said to his friend, explaining, “My wife is sick in bed with the flu.”
Sunday Quote.
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it.
C.C. Colton
Religious Light Bulb Joke
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
SUNDAY JOKE
Revival Notes
After the revivals had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another.
The Methodist minister said, “The revival worked out great for us! We gained four new members.”
The Baptist preacher said, “We did better than that! We gained six new members.”
The Presbyterian pastor said, “Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our ten biggest troublemakers!”
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