HOLY HUMOUR
Borrowed
Teaching her Sunday school students about Easter, Mrs. Martin said Jesus was buried in a borrowed tomb.
“I know,” remarked little Susie, “He used it only three days!”
Sunday Quote
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. – Steven Weinberg
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.
SUNDAY JOKE
Mary’s husband, Femi, had finally agreed to join the church and was preparing for baptism during Lent. Pastor Dare finished up the last catechism class by asking solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it, Femi?”
“I think so,” Femi replied. “Mary has been planning the party for weeks. She’s making all kinds of little appetizers and a big cake for all of our guests.”
“I don’t mean that,” Pastor Dare responded. “I mean, are you sure you’re ready to go through with this? Are you prepared spiritually?”
“You betcha,” Femi replied. “I’ve got crates of beer and a case of whiskey and case of brandy.”
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