HOLY HUMOUR
April 1
An atheist complained to a Christian friend, “You Christians have special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But we atheists have no recognized national holidays, It’s unfair discrimination.”
His friend replied, “Why don’t you celebrate April first?”
Sunday Quote.
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Ushers will eat latecomers.
SUNDAY JOKE
Light bulb
How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
This statement was issued: “We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb (or light source, or non-dark resource), and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted-all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence
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