Holy Humour God’s Not Deaf Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents’ house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…” “I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…” His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, “Why are you shouting? God isn’t deaf.” to which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!” Sunday Quote Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards! Stamp Denomination A…
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Reading 1 Zep 3:14-18a Shout for joy, O daughter Zion! Sing joyfully, O Israel! Be glad and exult with all your heart, O daughter Jerusalem! The LORD has removed the judgment against you he has turned away your enemies; the King of Israel, the LORD, is in your midst, you have no further misfortune to fear. On that day, it shall be said to Jerusalem: Fear not, O Zion, be not discouraged! The LORD, your God, is in your midst, a mighty saviour; he will rejoice over you with gladness, and renew you in his love, he will sing joyfully because…
The talented and hilarious actress who is popularly known for her on-screen character “Jenifa” has welcomed twins with her husband, Abdul Rasheed Bello aka JJC Skillz. The news which was divulged on Instagram earlier today by her sister, Ayo Ola-Muhammed, has received an outpouring of congratulatory messages from her fans and colleagues in the movie industry. View this post on Instagram Best News of the year!!!! ???????? Jehovah Overdo!…. Twins ?????????????????????? To God be all the Glory!!!!!!!….. Congrats @funkejenifaakindele and @jjcskillz on the arrival of your twins!!!!! … Iya Ibeji mo ba e yo @funkejenifaakindele ???????? A post…
I know most people don’t like the idea of ‘a favourite child’ because it breeds a certain type of sentiment that only those less-loved can relate to. Maybe the term ‘less loved’ used loosely is inaccurate in this case; it’s not that parents have varying degrees of love allocated to each child, it’s more about fondness. The truth is, I may be biased because I fall into the category of the favourites. This came from no spell of mine, though, for as long as I can remember I was always called “the Christmas Miracle”.(My siblings were always livid at this…
… Continued from last week. Tola contemplated the question for a minute as though she was trying to recollect the last time she had sex. From her facial expression, I could see the anxiety and uncertainty that immediately kicked in, so I sat right next to her and held her hand. “When last did you have sex Tee?” I asked with all seriousness. “I’m not sure,” she said, “maybe about a month ago.” “Did you guys use protection?” “I’m not sure. I can’t remember.” “How can you not be sure Tee?” I asked in disbelief. “Well we started out with…
Still, feeling ‘Christmas-y’, we can’t ignore the fact that love is in the air. Yes, it’s not St. Valentine’s holiday, but whenever there’s an opportunity to share of yourself with loved ones, it plants the seed of love – cue in dinner and lunch dates. The bane of romantic dates is having nothing to wear, that’s why we’ve curated stylish clothing pieces to inspire your next dinner date with your partner. Lunch Dates Dinner Dates Images curated from Superbalistxosotin chelseathông tin chuyển nhượngcâu lạc bộ bóng đá arsenalbóng đá atalantabundesligacầu thủ haalandUEFAevertonxosokeonhacaiketquabongdalichthidau7m.newskqbdtysokeobongdabongdalufutebol ao vivofutemaxmulticanaisonbethttps://bsport.fithttps://onbet88.ooohttps://i9bet.bizhttps://hi88.ooohttps://okvip.athttps://f8bet.athttps://fb88.cashhttps://vn88.cashhttps://shbet.atbóng đá world cupbóng đá inter milantin juventusbenzemala ligaclb…
Yvanne Yinda, is an actress, model, blogger and writer. In 2013 under the direction of Eric Bartonio she started her career in the movie called “419” which was written by Loulou Dédola. The movie starred popular actors like Richard Bohringer France and actor, producer and writer from HaÏti, Jimmy Jean-Louis. The 24-year-old Cameroonian starlet is currently a second-year licence student in marketing and communication. Beyond her growing acting career, Yinda has a healthy interest in writing and fashion. She recently created her eponymous clothing brand set to kick off sales in 2019. Thanks to her alluring features, she’ll be one of the next young African…
Our new column, Traditional and Contemporary, focuses on the Ankara fabric spliced with contemporary designs. African fashion has taken a spike in creative designing over the years and we are ultra-excited to be documenting its progress one stylish picture at a time. Every Fashion Friday, we’ll be surfing through social media streets to find design inspirations for our Pride Woman (which is you, by the way). See week one, week two, week three, week four, week five, week six, week seven, week eight, week nine, week ten, week eleven, week twelve, week thirteen, week fourteen and week fifteen. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Angel Obasi (@styleconnaisseur) on Dec 17, 2018…
Laugh Quote “Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.” – Will Ferrell Knock, knock! Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas! Pile Of Dung There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them “Ok, you must jump off the diving board,…
The only constant thing in life is change. Nothing stays the same. However, we are by nature prone to resist changes. We don’t like to be rattled in our comfort zones. When we are faced with changes, we are inclined to make choices and these choices have a lot to do with our life’s trajectory. What if someone told you that there were just two choices you could make to ensure that 2019 is a great year for you what would you say? My guess; you’ll be eager to know what they are. These choices are quite simple in concept,…