“Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”– Bill Vaughan
TEACHER AND STUDENT
Teacher: Where is your math homework?
Student: it committed suicide, had too many problems.
DATING JOKE
Talk -Talk
Relationship starts with Can we talk? And ends with We need to talk.
BUSINESS JOKE
Honest guy
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says, “I’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
CUTTING COMMENT
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
MARRIED LIFE
Never again
June and Janet having a chat over coffee.
June: “You know, if something happened to dear husband, I don’t think I could ever marry again.”
Janet (nodded sympathetically): “I know what you mean, once is enough.”
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