HOLY HUMOUR
Sleep Walker
After worship the new pastor was shaking hands with parishioners, when one woman turned bright red and looked at her shoes as she shook his hand.
“‘I hope you didn’t take it personally, Pastor’”, she said, ‘when my husband walked out during your sermon.”
“‘I did wonder,’ the pastor replied. “I hope and pray he’s not ill.”
“Oh, no!” said the woman. “And it’s not a reflection on you, Pastor. I can assure you of that. My husband’s been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.”
Sunday Quote.
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. – Bertrand Russell
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
SUNDAY JOKE
Fear Devil
Fred was close to dying but made a miraculous recovery. His pastor came to visit him while he was recovering in the hospital, hoping to gain some insight from Fred’s near-death experience.
“So tell me, Fred, when you were so near death’s door, did you feel afraid to meet your maker?”
“Oh no, Pastor,” said Fred. “It was the other man I was afraid of!”
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