HOLY HUMOUR
Bridge Out
A priest and a pastor stood near a sharp curve on a busy road holding signs. “The end is near!” read the priest’s sign, while the pastor’s warned, “Turn around before it’s too late!”
As he passed by, a jerk in a sports car yelled “Idiots!” and shook his head. Then he blasted his horn, raised one finger and stomped on the gas. Moments later the clerics heard the sound of screeching tires, followed by a big splash.
The priest turned to the pastor and said, “Maybe we should change our signs to ‘Bridge Out’.”
Sunday Quote.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletins
Baptisms: From now on, the North and South ends of the church will be utilised. Children will be baptised at both ends.
SUNDAY JOKE
Care to try it Again?
At the vestry meeting, the congregation’s wealthiest member decided to share a portion of his faith story.
“I’m a millionaire,” he said, “and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday:
I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a youth meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God’s work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today.”
When he finished and sat down, the chair of the stewardship committee leaned over and said: “Wonderful story! I dare you to do it again!”
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