HOLY HUMOUR
Bear with me.
Billy had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. “Fine”, said the pleased mother. “If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you.” “Oh, I didn’t ask Him to help me not misbehave,” said Johnny. “I asked Him to help you put up with me.”
Sunday Quote.
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – Emo Philips
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
SUNDAY JOKE
Do Not Disturb
A Sunday school teacher asked her students, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
A little girl replied, “Because so many people are sleeping!”
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